I em a fuoort yeer Cumpooter Sceeence-a mejur et zee Uneefersity ooff Peettsboorgh. I spend must ooff my vekeeng huoors et Benedoom Cumpooteeng Leb vurkeeng es a Leb Cunsooltunt vhee I'm nut prugremmeeng, pleyeeng veet vures, oor mekeeng nueese. Bork Bork Bork!

I hefe-a a resoome-a efeeeleble-a in HTML (needs furmetted), PustScreept, MS Vurd 97, SterVreeter 5.0, und PDF furmets. Bork Bork Bork!

I hefe-a beee prugremmeeng seence-a furst grede-a vhee I ves intrudooced tu Epple-a ]['s und Epplesufft BESIC. My present "netoorel lungooege-a" is Oobject-Ooreeented C++. Eseede-a frum zee useless cude-a vheech I em reqooured tu generete-a fur my clesses, I oocceseeunelly hefe-a teeme-a tu vreete-a my oovn prugrems und screepts.

My fefureete-a OoS is uny flefur ooff uneex, ispeceeelly Leenoox. Unyune-a vhu beleeefes thet Beell Getes hes zee best OoS hunds-doon hes zeeur heed yuoo-knoo-vhere-a. Iff yuoo vunt tu get zee best thruooghpoot oon yuoor CPOo delete-a VeenDuze-a und instell Leenoox. Eseede-a frum beeeng oone-a ooff zee must steble-a und secoore-a pletffurms efeeeleble-a, it's FREE! I hupe-a tu vreete-a sume-a X11 epps fur Leenoox in zee neer footoore-a.

Es steted prefeeuoosly, I em a Cunsooltunt fur CIS. My vurk eccuoont userneme-a is 'mrboongle'. Yuoo cun see-a iff I em lugged intu zee SPERCsteshun 10 et vurk by cleecking here-a. Zee neme-a is dereefed frum zee bund (see-a elsu: my mooseec leenks). I hupe-a tu hefe-a sume-a keend ooff pege-a up et http://vvv.peett.idoo/~mrboongle sumeteeme-a. Check oocceseeunelly tu see-a my prugress oor leck zeereuff. Bork Bork Bork!

Thees is my flueteeng tursuless heed ooff deet.

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Jonathan Dursi, Dept. of Astrophysics, University of Chicago
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