Randomness

Hey people. This is a page where I can put random stuff. This is a good thing for me, because I have a lot random thoughts. So be aware, if a random thought pops into my head, its going on this page.

The Komodo Dragon: Nature's BAMF

Its jaw is filled with razor sharp teeth. Its eyes are constantly searching. Its tongue always flicking, all while it plays the waiting game. The komodo dragon kills its prey in a laid back manner which hides its violent nature. It'll bite its prey, then wait for days for it to die of sepsis. Because the komodo dragon does not exert unnecessary energy. Truly, it is nature's BAMF. It strikes fear into the hearts of all those who cross its path. So feared it is, that when it bites an animal, the animal knows it better die soon, lest it piss of this badass. And everyone knows to avoid this deathbringer of the south Pacific, because it seems slow, but you won't know how fast it truly is until its already fucking your shit up. Truly, it is a beast that deserves respect.

I'll bet giraffes and elephants have really bad knees by the time they die. They both carry a lot of weight, giraffes because they're so tall, and elephants because they are fatasses. The Jack in the Box guy is really creepy. Why doesn't he get plastic surgery or something? Freak.

The Offspring

The Offspring are the greatest band ever. In the history of the world. You can feel free to disagree with me, but be aware, you are feeling free to be WRONG!! You might say "But Boley, I like insert lesser band's name here better than The Offspring." When you say this, I will call you stupid/unworthy/dumbass/know-nothing. I will say these to your face, then I will say some more mean things. You will cry, and I will not care. You also might say "I hate The Offspring, they suck." If you say this, I will disagree with your face. With my fist. You will bleed, and I will laugh. I will do this because The Offspring are awesomer than you. Here they are being awesomer than you:

Fig 1: Awesomeness

There they are. In all their awesomeness. They look badass, and their music matches. Their best songs are Beheaded, Come Out and Play, Self Esteem, I Choose, Change the World, Pretty Fly for a White Guy, Why Don't You get a Job, Original Prankster, Want You Bad, Hit That, Half-Truism, and You're Gonna go Far Kid. Those are only a few best, but all of their music is awesome, and it was not easy to compile this list. It almost killed me, and I don't mean that I almost died of stress. I mean that the list physically attacked me with a knife, mostly because it disagreed with the songs I didn't add. So, in the interest of not being murdered by a list, I also urge you to check out The Kids Aren't Alright, Bad Habit, and Gone Away. Do it now, if you aren't listening to The Offspring, you're ugly.

Fig 2: Awesomeness playing music

Fig: 3: You not listening to The Offspring

Wow, I have a lot of hair. I could really use a haircut. Alright youngens, its really late at night. Or is it early morning? I don't know how to describe it. Do you know when there's that time that you wake up in the middle of the night, and there's like that 5 second period between when you open your eyes and you realize that an alien recon team is about to steal your liver to make alien beer with? Its like that time of the night. Anyway, I'm tired and can't see straight. I'm going to go to bed, but I don't think I will finish this webpage and it really makes me sad.