the whole of technology crashes down and you are NOT whisked away
to the new and improved web site
the thought of waiting 10 seconds really annoys you, and yet you
find it intriguing that IT technicians still bother to explain
what to do if "page-forwarding" does not work when you
know very well what to do if "page-forwarding" does not
work, because you're not dense and have been familiar with the
concept of clicking on links for quite some time now...