The following are just a few of the fabulous memories that occurred during the 2003-2004 season that should not be forgotten:
- Watch behind you or you might get a SLOTHing
- S-A-B-A-H saBAH!! / P-A-N-S-Y panSY!!
- Swiss and Swede The Nordic Nation
- Reeds Ode to getting 5-holed in marking drills...Seans a Dick
- Mike Lo is, The Lopness Monster
- The T-Factor
- Daycare class of 2004
- Mr. Man!!!
- Running Man
- BK Broila
- TallE Molesting
- Dance Parties in the van and during a random time out
- Order! Order! Order!
- The Krebs I just got shot by a tranquilizer gun endzone celebration after dominating Mio from Rutgers
- Shut the fuck up Cheese!
- Dulabons application of Icy Hot to his testicles in the van
- Brent working Joshs mom
- Joshs lady friends treating Camilo to some lap dances (see his roster page)
- Cheese mooning people on the way home from sectionals
- Wes and Dulabon mooning the entire Dave and Andys line
- Harden layed out and caught the disc
- Pitt Cultimate: Hoodies, hats, play ultimate shirts, shorts
- Tubies
- Frumping
- Facial hair for sectionals = ugly ugly team
- Pizza Card sales...PK stealing said cards
- Speeding Tickets, or Tony's lack there of. "Oh, I'm sorry officer, that must be my MILITARY ID. My mistake."
- Cheese at a tournament - "Dude, I was poached like a mo-fo"
- The extensive Jello fight with the jello from the Chinese buffet at sectionals
- Stus prank of the year: Giant handful of goober grape jelly and peanut butter on Yanchaks windshield.and then Yanchak turned on the wipers!! Oops
- Evan Jenkins scream
- Krebs Check it out call at Blood Drive
- Cheese at practice - "Send that Bitch!"
- 2004: Year of the Beach House
- TallE putting that goop in his hair to slick it backthat shit was in there for fuckin weeks and he was running a comb through there constantlythat was hilarious.
- BONG!!
- Wes ran into a tree big time
- 2004, Year of the Universal Point: Edinboro (W), Berry-W, Salisbury-W, Drew-L, Swathmore-L, Georgia Southern-L, Western Michigan-W, Vermont-W, SUNY Albany-W
- Legal Age debates
- Realizing that Harden could go directly from College Ultimate to Masters
- Sean leading My Milkshake brings all the boys to the yard timeout spirit walls
- The 4 level Sabah/Pansy pyramid spirit wall
- Wes barking at people from inside the van
- Daycare to Brody: Speed through the campgrounds! Speed through the campground! Park
- Ranger to Brody: Sir, please stop speeding through the campgrounds
- Too much tights without shorts
- Sumo warmup for St. Francis game
- Hey brent, by the way, TallEs black
- Evan to Brents dog - "Oh! Im going to give you the petting of a lifetime!"
- The Secret Clan and Members of the Honorable Order of Golden Grahams. - TallE (you know who you are)
- Whiskey Tango Foxtrot, over. (See above)
- The Pirates Game: Stu eating the mystery cheese and green nasty thing that was found in a styrofoam container on the PAT bus. Wes gulping down the leftover - L.A. Lickers sauce for two ugly wings. And in case you forgot this is BUCS COUNTY!
- Stu and Wes's body-entangling session in the van to or from Drew.
- The Backrow Brawlers and Reed getting a plastic bottle tubie and rubbing his junk all over Stu. By the way, Reed (at least) was naked during this skirmish
- Stu and Wes's body-entangling session in the van to or from Drew
- Wesley hiding under the van because Swede counted all weird during that game outside of Olive Garden.
- Brody soaking Dulabon b/c of his b-o-r-o chant in his kitchen, Wes running away like a little girl.
- Freshmen challenging brody in a wrestling match - leglock of death anyone?
- The Cuddle Corner 1 and 2.
- TallEs harassing of Wes for not reading the bboard
- Left on bellefield
- Skylander had Reed and his attempts to try and play drunken pokey, but he really just made an ass of himself in a moment I think we'd all soon rather forget.
- The marco polo girls and Swede getting his hair straightened.
- Climbing out of windows at the Danse Macab party.
- Bacon on the Danse trip, including throwing up at Sarah's house and the Mighty Taco
- Sweet Pizza
- The intensity of the CMU indoor game
- The Crab Shack on Tybee Island
- Run around, the greastest game I had never heard of.
- When throwing hammer fakes in your room, make sure you are not standing directly under your glass lampshade, which, upon contact with the disc, may break and fall on your head. Good job Mike Lo
- Danse Macabre: Slip, Swiss, Swede and Fraggle go out to M-Lo's car to pre-game the party. "We had to move the car, there were cops in the parking lot!"
- M-Lo spikes Fraggle.
- Dissaving and all the variations thereof.
- When i say ________ you say _________
- On the way to Susquehannah, when the van was lost...everyone doing the tire screeching noise when i made a turn...plus reed, ben, and slip all trying to give directions at once.
- Danse Macabre: Slip and I owning Fussball with the help of Krebs the Freddy - Kreuger cheerleader.
- When Bacon had 2 minutes to get us to his house and he made it.
- Bonestorm and Hambone.
Halloween Party:
- Wes taking care of Dulabon when they were both Sean and Emily.
- Stu as the trashcan guy
- Brody showing up in full batman attire
- 30 people at my (Brent's) house for food after Drew.
- Ben wearing flipflops into my shower (at my(Brent's) house) after Club Sectionals
- "Bear Skin?"
- Fraggle beating the shit out of Dulabon with peanut butter at Danse Macabre
- Danse Macabre matrix style mac line
- The Brent and Tony flip at sectionals
- "There is no bright side, Reed's in fucking jail."
- People getting caught drinking in Holland
- BRODY TAKING SHOTS WITH THE TEAM ON SPRING BREAK!
- Reed used his fire at PICKUP!!
- Wiskey bottle up phills ass!
- WOMAN CUP
WOMAN INTIMIDATION
WOMAN FOUL
WOMAN HUCK
etc...
- CMR
- Rob Spiking the muffin in Burger King
- Grabbing the mic: ARE YOU READY TO ROCK BK BROILA!?!?!
- Ordering Lamas on Seans behalf