Ryan was born when a grizzly bear mated with one of those chicks from American Galadiator by mistake. When he was born his mother tried to eat him and his dad tried to eat his mother so from the get go he had to fight to survive. As he trekked through the Alaskan wilderness he was shot by poachers from Pittsburgh, when the poachers found out he wasn't worth anything they decided to raise him as their own. This is where he stumbled upon North Hills Ultimate. He had already set every varsity athletic record in every sport by the time he was 12 so he decided he needed to try something new. Ultimate was that thing. Back to back championships and a trail of dead bodies later he's excited for yet another bloody season.

-High School Bio(pertaining to ultimate frisbee)