A long sleeve shirt ideal for the winter months or those chilly summer nights! Features Aqua Vitae's gargoyle logo on the front, flower print on the one sleeve, and "AQUA VITAE" running down the other. Only $12!
Pic of the whole group, autographed
A great picture with us looking our best! Only $4.99 plus tax!
T-Bone's
bicep
Adam Tarosky, the buff `boner of the famous group Aqua Vitae, shows off his 16 inch
biceps! We'd have him sign it, but he might brake the pen! Only $6.99 plus tax!
(hey, this is a hot commodity)
Sean...minus shirt!
You heard right ladies! Sean "Sex Appeal" Parnell has graciously appeared
on this limited edition
signed picture! Try not to faint! Due to increased demand and short
supply, this sucker has skyrocketed to $12.99 plus tax! That's more than the
frickin' shirt! Add a personalized message from Sean for only one dollar per
letter! Wow!
Creps...minus shirt?
Definitely Aqua Vitae's largest member, Creps gives you a taste of pure refinement!
Get this while you still can! Only $4.99 plus tax!
Attention! Sale on "Creps minus shirt!" Now only $0.50! (we have to get rid
of
these things)
Aqua Vitae minus their shirts
The name says it all. Seven of the hottest guys around in one picture...without
their shirts on! This pic will have you screaming "Too sexy!" in no time!
Only $4.99 plus tax, $6.99 framed!
Wong flexing/Wong's manly chest
Special items that you can't get anywhere else...except if you steal them from this
page! Get the pics that prove Asian Domination and Andy's *ahem* manliness! Only
$4.99 plus tax!
A great
picture of Geoff...'s
girlfiend!
An awesome pic of Trish in all her fiery glory...and a swimsuit!! This one is
especially for
the guys out there! (though I guess girls can have it too...whatever) Don't tell
Geoff, but this can be yours for only $6.99 plus tax! (she has to get a cut
too)
Mike
One of our newest and most popular items, the aptly named "Mike" features Mike
McDonough just standing there! Whew! Only $4.99 plus tax!
Ramin in the buff!
Just kidding! We had you for a moment there didn't we? He's actually wearing
socks...darn! And sorry ladies, the trumpet covers the "important" parts. Too
bad. If you actually want this picture, you should be shot! Only $4.99 plus
tax!
That's it folks! Order your merchandise today!