Brett has a last name that I can't spell so I'm not even going to write it down. He is the band's newest member after Sean broke away to tour with the Sean Porno Band. You can catch them playing at Abercrombie & Fitch sometime. Brett, on the other hand, is frequently found at Goodwill. And you thought all Franklin students were rich bastards. Oh well. He is a Super Dad, and is not gay, just likes to talk about beautiful gay men. He comes from Chi-caa-go and likes Da Bears. Daaaaaa Bearsssss. In a recent discussion, it was decided that Brett would come out "on top" in Ditka vs. Brett, whatever that means. Oh yeah, he plays bass.