How would you like your very own 45 RMP 7" record of your favorite punk
rock band, the Bag of Cows, doing their rendition of the theme song
to the Japanese monster classic "Ultraman" with a few lyrics to the theme
song of the Japanese kids cartoon "Dr. Slump", all to the happy beat of
Lynel Ritchie's "All Night Long".
THRASH!!
And that's not all. You also get three other Bag of Cows
songs, including (If You Love Me) Tie Me Up, X-1 (don't ask me, I didn't
write the lyrics), and Reign of Terror. All for the low low price of $3,
or 500 yen, including shipping and handling.
THRASH!!
But wait, there's more! If you order now, you will also be enrolled in the
Bag of Cows fan club, absolutely free. Don't miss out! Order
yours today.
To order, send me email at: ctnst3+@pitt.edu
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Here it is! The new CD from Chon Wolson! You all have been waiting for it. I know I have been. Well, here it is, for the low low price of $10 including shipping and handling. It includes four operetic Korean songs, including "Koryo Sanga Waga Ai." That's right. And to top it all off, you get a free membership to the Bag of Cows Fan Club, all at no extra charge. That entitles you to discounts at participating hotels and restaurants and other fine retail outlets. Just look for the Bag of Cows logo in the window, and tell them "Oy! I'm a Bag o' Cows Fan. Or What!!!!!!".
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Do you ever have those nights when you can't fall asleep so in the middle of the night you turn on the old shortwave radio, and you hear strands of beautiful music that sound like a cross between a Puccini opera and Japanese Enka songs? You know what I mean! That is North Korean revolutionary music. Well, the revolution may be crunching to an ignominious halt, but its beautiful music should last forever! Orangutan Records is proud to announce that it has tapes of Radio Pyongyang broadcasts, which, while not exactly CD quality, should provide the interested with hours of listening pleasure. And we are talking about BIG music. Picture yourself sitting at a red light in the middle of rush hour with your windows rolled down and your car's sound system blasting out a thousand-strong chorus of Korean revolutionaries singing the praises of the Sun of Mankind, the Father of the Revolution, the Great Leader, Comrade Kim Il Sung.
L.L. Cool J my ass!!!
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