- Ryan Reynolds - Van Wilder
- "Are you stalking me.... because that would be super!"
- James Van Der Beek - Varsity Blues
- “If we go out and half-ass it 'cause we're scared, then
we'll always wonder if we were really good enough. But if
we go out there and give it all we've got... that's heroic.
You guys wanna be heroes?”
- Jon Voight - Varsity Blues
- “Never show weakness, the only pain that matters is the pain
you inflict.”
- Liam Neeson - Batman Begins
- “You have to become more than a man to the mind of your opponent.”
- Katie Holmes - Batman Begins
- “But it's not who you are underneath, it's what you do that defines you.”
- Michael Caine - Batman Begins
- "Why do we fall, sir? So that we might better learn to pick ourselves up."
- Christian Bale - Batman Begins
- "I wanna borrow it for... spelunking."
- Christian Bale - Batman Begins
- "Well, you know how it is, Mr Fox. You're out at night, looking for kicks,
someone's passing around a weaponized hallucinogen."
- Billy Bob Thornton - Friday Night Lights
- “Gentlemen, the hopes and dreams of an entire town are riding on
your shoulders. You may never matter again in your life as much
as you do right now.”
- Brett Kelly - Bad Santa
- "Now I don't want an elephant at all. I want a gorilla named Davy for beating
up the skateboard kids who pull on my underwear. And he can take his orders
from the talking walnut, so it won't be my bad thing."
- Keanu Reeves - The Replacements
- “Pain heals. Chicks dig scars. Glory... lasts forever.”
- Damon Wayans - Major Payne
- “Killin' is my business, ladies, and business is good!”
- Damon Wayans - Major Payne
- “Move it, you turds! You'll get no sympathy from me! You
want sympathy, look in the dictionary between ‘shit’ and ‘syphilis!’
That’s where you’ll find my sympathy!”
- Damon Wayans - Major Payne
- "Once upon a time deep, deep in the jungle there was a little engine that could
and he was chuggin' his way across the enemy line.
chugga chugga chugga chugga, chugga chugga chugga chugga, toot toot
This little engine's mission was to take some AK-47's and a nuclear payload
over the mountain to the 20-63 battalion, needless to say there was plenty opposition.
You think that stopped the Little Engine That Could?
No-sir-e-Bob, He just kept chuggin’ along…
chugga chugga chugga chugga, chugga chugga chugga chugga, toot toot
Not even when they climbed aboard the train and popped out the eyes of the conductor.
And blood and snot was drippin’ out his eye sockets.
You think that stopped the Little Engine That Could?
Damn skippy he just kept chuggin' along.
chugga chugga chugga chugga, chugga chugga chugga chugga, toot toot
It wasn’t till Charlie rigged the bridge with plastic explosives.
Just as the Little Engine was making his way across the trestle:
BOOM!
Explosion happened! Blood and guts and spit and ass was everywhere
And Bubba come crawling out the back door, both legs missing...
Lula May’s Baby Boy
And he looked up at me, he said
'Payne, I can't feel my legs...'
and I said 'Bubba, they ain't there'
And I looked down and them little bloody nubs was kicking real fast like this here.
And I said, “Bubba, It’s thirty miles to the nearest town, unless you can flip upside
down and walk on your hands, you ain't gonna make it.
All of a sudden Charlie was all over the place,
just me and my sidearm.
I had no other alternative but to blast my way out:
AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
DIE PIG DIE!
YOU’LL NEVER TAKE MAJOR BENSON WINIFRED PAYNE ALIVE!
BAM! I SAW WHAT YOU DID TO MY FRIEND! BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM!"
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