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The Homework Excuse Hotline
For when your dog just doesn't cut it anymore.
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For years high school students have refused to do their homework.
They're always looking for a clever way out. Unfortunately for them, however,
not all high school students are really that clever. In fact, we find that the
ones that are clever enough to come up with homework excuses, are often the ones
that don't need them.
Our company provides quality homework excuses to those poor souls who can't
think very fast on their feet, lack creativity, or are just plain too lazy to come
up with their own. Our staff is tailor-made for producing the most convincing of
arguments that will force any teacher to give you what you need to succeed.
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Our company has worked for many fine students including;
- Bill Gates (a lazier high school student than you'd expect)
- The famous Ferris Bueller (whose entire class schedule we cleared for a day)
- and Robert O' Connor, our best customer (who often came to us when his assignments
were late)
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