The fact that man knows right from wrong proves his intellectual superiority to other creatures; but the fact that he can do wrong proves his moral inferiority to any creature that cannot.
- Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens)

Aaron Stoler

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Phone: 412-624-4458
Fax: 412-624-4759
E-mail: abs45@pitt.edu

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We call this “work”

They say I look like Jesus ‘cause I’ve got long hair. 

So I tried walking on water.

It didn’t work.

 

Cardinals vs. Pirates

Guess who won?

Don’t know...fell asleep halfway through the game.

Predator: Jenise Brown.

Prey: Tim Schwartz.

Dynamics: Oscillating frequency (not shown)

This was probably the scariest moment in this poor frog’s life.

Rickey’s harem of cinnamon buns on display at Rick’s cabin.

Mesocosms

...Or gigantic green mushrooms

The pink thing in the background is Forrest

Could you ask for a better work location?

Ok.  Let me explain.  The lotus grows really really tall each year so we need to create a path in order to get boats and kayaks out in the lake.  So Rick is cutting the lotus and I am in the boat collecting.  Lotus also make great hats.  I know you’re jealous.

I believe Walt’s exact words were “if you put this on your website, I’m giving you an extra five books worth of reading for your comprehensive exams.”  Oh well.

Strombolli challenge participants.  None of them have won.

You can just call me the God of Pumpkins

Powers beyond reason.  Or...that’s the stick that fell on my head and confused me enough to go to grad school...

Hoedown!  Will on the left, Maya in the middle, myself on the right

Don’t ask, and I won’t explain.  Of the 1600 photographs I have from my 2 months in Costa Rica, I choose to put this one on.  Yes, we all have mustaches.

Aaron Stoler # 2

Notice the handsome physique and sexy cycling gloves.

At the annual crawdad festival at casa del Relyea.